KIDS, LEARN MATH IT COULD SAVE YOU…
Problem:
A 120 pound teenager needs to go through a doorway in the Montreal subway entrance. He decides to move between a 285 pound man and a brick wall without ever attempting to slow down his brisk space. Calculate the probabilities of the teenager making it through without being crushed like a bug considering that there is approximately one foot of space between the man and the wall.
Calculate:
Answer:
Teenager was spin-rolled and then painfully crushed. Low body weight will have the teenager unable to move large object no matter what the initial momentum was and cause bodily harm. Large Object doesn’t give a shit.
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“…Large Object doesn’t give a shit.”
This just made my day!!!!