ELECTION WTF-NESS

TREMBLAY WINS AND IT’S THE NON-VOTERS FAULT

But yet I’m not surprised. ProjetMontreal is an unproven team and yet they still received a good chunk of the votes. Louise Harel; did anyone but those PQ dreamers ever think that a person who cannot speak English – in a multicultural city like Montreal with a vastly ethnically diversified citizenship and with French no longer the most spoken language – could possibly win? I’m actually surprised she came in second. Somewhere in there, those very few who went out to vote on a non-business day, many of them decided to punish Tremblay for the corruption that seemingly floods city hall.

To all those who abstained from voting; you got the mayor you deserve because since the majority of you didn’t step outside to vote and in democracy the majority wins, well this is all on you. Because of the non-voters we are now stuck with this ignoramus who cannot run a bath, much less a city. When the water system remains in this decrepit state and bursts every time the temperature goes below 20 remember it’s all on you. When the same corrupt contractors continue to get contract after contract and the honest business men continue to live under threat for simply trying to run a business, it’s all on you. When your taxes rise because these corrupt contractors have to be paid, it’s all on you.

RDI – NO IT’S NOT SEXISM

Yes there’s still work to do for women’s rights. Nothing is perfect. I wish there were more women in power to…well balance the power. Women bring their qualities to the table which would complement the qualities that men bring to it. But as Boisbriand’s mayor shows, women can also be just as corrupt as men and that’s simply no secret.

But this morning Marie-Josée Bouchard (Can’t stand her smug bitchy demeanor), host of RDI Matin said “Y’a encore du chemin a faire” (Still a lot of work to be done) concerning Caroline St-Hilaire’s win as the first women elected mayor in Longueuil I felt confused.

Will the work be complete once all mayors are women simultaneously? Really? Because last I looked there weren’t that many women running for office and they can’t all get elected either. Because voters decide – and their cognitive functions will be debated in the next section – on programs not on gender. Last I looked also, women vote also and I’m sure they don’t all automatically vote for women in some misplaced sisterly support. I tend to trust women’s objectivity more than men because men will appoint illiterate former hockey coaches to the senate simply because they love hockey. Despite trying to circumvent the entire democratic process by not holding elections she still received 47% of the vote. Which is astounding and scary. How people can vote for a candidate who attempted to annul elections in collusion with a dirty contractor (see it’s not only Montreal) is completely beyond me. And people think Mayor Tremblay is corrupt.

THE GREEN MOVEMENT WILL NEVER WORK.

You want to know why the green movement is pre-destined to fail? Because the average Joe is a fucking moron. People are stupid dumbass monkeys who deserve the poo flung in their faces. The ecology will suffer because nostalgic retards don’t want to see the wind-farms; it hurts their eyes. Trees will continue to get chopped down at an unsustainable rate because inconsequential dickheads just have to print every damn email they receive. But then things get weird.

In Québec, Regis Labaume won by a massive tsunami-like landslide and good for him. I always said we need more passionate and intense politicians. Sure he’s goofy at times but damn it look at everything he’s achieved in Quebec City. He’s a fighter and I like fighters. But that’s not the crazy part.

The crazy please-drive-a-nail-in-my-head moment comes when I notice second and third place.

The Green Party – Defi Vert de Québec – got beat out by the intellectually bankrupt Jeff Fillion, best known for slandering Sophie Chiasson as a whore, a cat in heat whose IQ was inversely proportionate to the size of her breasts and that she used her “charms” and sex to get ahead in her profession. The courts found him guilty of being a real dick and said that Fillion’s comments were ”sexist, mean, incited hatred, were without cause, wounding and injurious. These comments are a threat to the dignity and honour of human kind in general and particularly to Miss Chiasson”

I cannot believe that over 16 000 retards voted for this abject failure of a human being and essentially beat out a party that ran on a green program. I ask this of the voters: What the fuck were you thinking? The fact that 16 000 idiots voted for him – not counting those who would have, had they gotten off their lazy asses to vote – scares me. It really explains why nothing ever gets done and done right. It’s not just because of the ineffectual elected but because of the mass amount of completely idiotic douchebag citizenship that entertains assholes like Fillion as a good candidate for the mayor of a city like Quebec.

A lot of whinners constantly complain that they have no voice. They can bite me. If people want to change things, stop corruption, get what they pay for, well time to go vote. To late now suckers we’re stuck with the elected because no one went out to vote.