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Why you are 40 and still working at Future Shop.

The Short of it? Because you are a fucking moron. You are a fucking moron who can’t do a fucking credit card transaction and then has the fucking balls to tell me out loud in front of people that my card is over the limit. Say what motherfucker?

Turns out that for the second time in less than a year my transactions are authorized by VISA – and also double charged – but denied by Future Shop’s transactional system and the dipshit salesman tells me my fucking gold card is over the limit. Hey Asswipe…BITE ME – I’m spending hundreds of dollars here, not buying a DVD of X-men.

You know why you are 40 years old and still work at Future Shop selling air conditioners… because you can’t even fucking operate a credit card terminal without fucking it up. Because when the client – me – is in need of your assistance to resolve this issue, you prefer running off to see other customers to get your fucking sales. Because you can’t believe that a transaction can be authorized without the system’s go ahead. Because you don’t know who to fucking call when the shit hits the fan. Because you are yet another fucking loser who just barely has enough competence to accomplish his daily tasks to the bare required minimum by his employer and pass skill-set evaluation and get the wage increase default. And when you are driven around by customers your eyes fill with panic and you run away, you sir would be the weakling weeded out by predators would humans not sit atop the food chain.

Now because of your dumbassery what would have been a 15 minute endeavor – because when I shop it’s quick and dirty, I swoop in grab what I planned to buy, pay and get the fuck out because I HATE SHOPPING – will now be drawn out to what seems to be a four day long clusterfuck because you are such a cretin of epic proportions that a credit card transaction completely short-circuits your fragile brain.

Meanwhile it’s fucking HOT AND HUMID in my apartment. Damn You Future Shop.

  1. Pluche
    June 21, 2009 at 13:10 | #1

    Well, the Future Crap “salesmen” are pretty good at bunching up together in an alley to chat.

  2. June 21, 2009 at 15:46 | #2

    C’est pour ça que j’évite comme la peste ce magasin-là! Je déetste cette bande d’incompétents qui ne courent qu’après leur primes de ventes et ne connaissent absolument pas leurs produits.

  3. June 21, 2009 at 15:48 | #3

    @Pluche Yeah, one of them was texting while at work. As a manager I would have fired him on the spot.

    @Sekhmet Trouve moi un magazin a grande surface ou les vendeurs savent de quoi lis parlent? Et si tu vas dans les petits magazins tu paye plus cher. It’s Lose lose

  4. June 21, 2009 at 16:49 | #4

    Sounds like the guy needs a union to protect him from progressive / enviromentally friendly individuals such as yourself. It’s only June and the champion of the working man is running for the air conditioner already? Nice rant NDP.

  5. June 21, 2009 at 17:47 | #5

    @Dave Mann Are you supposed to be making sense in this bait?

  6. June 24, 2009 at 05:37 | #6

    I bought mine at Home Depot…!

  7. June 27, 2009 at 14:33 | #7

    Whoa! Keeping your emotions in check, aren’t ya? Lol, I pity the poor sales guy who is at the end of your angry tirade. But seriously, maybe companies should look at the staff that they are hiring and maybe compensate for the mistakes made. That will create loyalty.

  8. June 27, 2009 at 17:15 | #8

    He he he Roshan and I don’t work with him. You should see how I drive people who have to work with me and are incompetent. I can’t stand trolls who can’t even add numbers without using a calculator and I have to be taken hostage by them.

  9. June 28, 2009 at 02:47 | #9

    Et moi qui s’en va m’en acheter un chez Breault…. Je penserai à toi! ;)
    -xxx-

  10. June 28, 2009 at 06:48 | #10

    Bonne Chance :D

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