SUCK IT GUZZO! – VICTORY FOR THE LITTLE GUY
At long last we have a victory for the side of privacy against the big business trying desperately to make a buck and if this means going through your bags for snacks under the guise of searching for camera equipment well so be it. Well little Vinny Guzzo got bitch slapped this week for invading the very private life of women at their store. And all I can find to say is SUCK IT VINNY, SUCK IT HARD and LONG and GAG on it.
You talked hard and talked a lot of smack about Hollywood cutting you out if you didn’t do these searches when there were so many other options to preventing piracy other than violating your clienteles’ privacy. You managed to bag one individual in the process and it wasn’t even through these invasive searches. And you went one with searches despite law C-59 which stated that a person could basically set up a tripod and a camera and turn the thing on, as long as he didn’t record.
But despite being slapped with a 10 000$ fine he says he’ll continue with the searching of bags. The mother won the case after her daughter’s contraceptive pills were taken out of the bag – mom didn’t know about them. Now that’s not the kind of thing that should be happening and that’s the kind of thing I warned about in my previous blogs.
What’s Vinny’s logic? Don’t bring your bag in the theater. RIGHT! Not everyone gets there by car you DUMBASS. Let’s just leave our shit by the curb. It’s safe right? Women should leave their purses in the car. But how will they pay for your crap food? It doesn’t take an idiot – like you - to understand that your goal in all this is not to stop piracy but t prevent people from importing foods and drink to force them to buy your cheap uneatable overpriced crap.
Well you Corleone-looking greaser wannabe I hope people stop going to your theaters like I did. Besides your theaters kinda smell, the popcorn sucks, the service blows and with all the riffraff in there it’s impossible to enjoy a movie. Seriously, I don’t normally wish this crap on people, but I wouldn’t shed a fucking tear to see your business go down in flames. You’re an insult to democracy, freedom and respect of privacy.


















I used to go to Guzzo, the one in Montreal-North to quench my thirst for flicks. It all stopped early spring. They have 15 theatres but only 2 ticket counters which usually amounts to long line-ups. Their candy counter is about 2 kilometers long with a gazillion cash registers but only 2 of them are only opened at any given time which makes for other, long line-ups. The girls behind the counter unfortunately seem to lack any kind of neural-transmitter as they always fail to comprehend the meaning of “only a squirt of butter”, which they always confuse with “fill the damn bag with liquid butter”. The last straw (not the one to drink) occured when the last movie I watched there rolled on a white screen with only sound. It took 10 minutes for them to realize the problem. And the film looked like it had been scrubbed with steel wool.
No more Guzzo for me.
Now I go to Starcité (which has touch-screen ATM-like machines to provide movie tickets in a jiffy) AND a Burger King outlet so I can nom-nom-nom on chesseburgers while watching movies.
Rock on Pluche. Burgers and a movie.
Can you beat that combo? Nah, of course not (well, a couple of things come to mind but). In any case there was an article in the paper this morning about this story and seems like the lady will be getting 10k as compensation.