The Neighbors Bang In The New Year

Over and over again.

I have a new apartment and the walls are thin. And I believe our bedrooms are right next to each other. This is hasn’t been a big problem because they have their shortcomings and I mean that in so many ways. They have boring vanilla sex that barely lasts 2 minutes and there are never any repeat performances. So it’s never an issue, I know it’ll all be done in 2 minutes and I can be back to sleep fast enough.

And it does have its entertainment value because she really gets into it for all she’s got and often ends with a disappointed “No no no” when her mister gets off before she gets off and makes me giggle – but I feel kinda sad for her.

They must have the most boring sex life ever. I never hear anything getting slapped; I never hear anything getting thrown on the floor, no talking, no grunting, and no moving around and then 2 minutes it’s over and often she hasn’t gotten her happy.

But last night they were high or something because they didn’t stop going at it. Always in small bursts of 2 minutes or less but they broke some records last night with at least 4 rides on the Rapid Rocket with at least 1 hour of recuperation between his magical minutes because the poor guy probably needs a lot of time to reload.

But they kept waking me up. I’m on vacation so I don’t have to wake up in the morning or anything but seriously they were annoying last night. Normally I’ll sleep with ear-plugs but since I don’t wake up I gave my ears a vacation also. Damn it. That girl needs to educate her boy on how to get her off properly.