Fagstein the anti-blogger does a meme. So I’m definitely following up on the original idea by Patrick Lagacé.
Why I love Québec
- Québec has awesome cheese
- …has amazing local foods (corn and strawberries not from Québec taste like shit)
- …has Poutine
- …has Great Artists, Writers and Poets
- …has Québecoises… I’ve been travelling around and well there’s some nice women out there but let’s face it, Québecoise women are just droolishcious.
- …has an endless supply of political entertainment
- …has a history of not taking shit from no one. Hell we burnt down the white house. (sure we were still officially French then but hey it counts)
- …has French Fries. I say this because no one outside of Québec can make good French Fries. I can’t be done.
- …hasStanley Cup Domination
- …has Québecoises (it was worth mentioning again)
- …has a love of winter
- …has a love of spring
- …has a love of summer
- …has a love of fall
- …has a habit of bitching about all seasons
- …has people more adaptable to any climate.
- …has tenacity. 3 feet of snow and we still show up for work. Not like those pussies in Toronto who call in the army when an inch of snow hit the ground.
- …has planes that take off in below 30 degree weather, unlike Chicago where a bolt on the landing strip will cause an evacuation.
- …has Le Cirque du Soleil.
- …has Rubens Deli
- …has Real BAGELS
- …has Freaking Hot Québecoises.
- …knows that showing boobies during prime time TV won’t warp children’s minds forever.
- …Doesn’t really give a crap about religion.
- …Doesn’t really care for the insane workaholic lifestyle of our Ontario brethren. Then can keep, we enjoy living a cool fun eventful life filled with pleasure. Productivity can wait when there’s beer to be drunk. Yeah! Woe Woe Woe the afternoon can wait, we have another pitcher of Sangria to go through, chill out man.
…Has the audacity to keep their culture truckin despite being surrounded by 300 million Anglos.


















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Um, maybe you’re thinking of the British batallion from Halifax that burned down the White House in 1814 during the poorly-named War of 1812?
Yeahhhh!
You rule man!