I Always Choose The Red Pill
I have been tagged by the Jon with a very serious meme.
The rules are:
- There are 2 choices for all questions. Some are mutual exclusive, some are not. Regardless, you can only pick one answer. Pretend I have a gun to your head–pick your favorite of the choices.
- If you come up with ideas for other questions, add them to you post and tag the originator to update their post with the new question(s).
- Tag some friends to join in the madness.
Paper or plastic? Those reusable bags. The other ones pollute either way.
Sock-sock shoe-shoe or sock-shoe sock-shoe? What the fuck does that mean? If that’s the order in which I put them on, Sock, sock, shoe, shoe.
Ginger or Mary Ann (guys), Professor or Gilligan (gals)? Ginger. She’s slutty and we all know it. I mean come on, Ginger as a name has porn written all over it anyway.
Chunky or smooth peanut butter? Smooth. Don’t want crunch in my PB&J
Dogs or cats? Dogs, cats are futile. Call a dog he comes right over, call a cat, it’ll take a message and call you back whenever it feels like it. Dogs live to clown around. Cats just exist to eat and sleep. You bring a dog food and it think you are God. Bring a cat food and it thinks it’s God. Screw cats.
Leno or Letterman? Letterman. Leno is so lame. And Letterman pulls off stunts like this:
Car or truck? Car.
PC or Mac? Why not both? MacBookPro loaded with VMWareFusion and I could run MacOS and WinXP simultaneously. Best of both worlds.
Regular or diet pop? Never diet. The crap they replace the sugar with makes you metabolise sugars and fats faster and you store them faster than with the sugary pop.
Left-handed or right? Right.
Coke or Pepsi? Neither, I take migraine meds that give soda an awful metallic taste. I carburate on Energy drinks
Disney or Pixar? Screw them, Blue Yonder rules, they made Hoodwinked.
ADDED QUERY: Battlestar Galactica or Star Trek: BSG all the way. BSG wipes its ass with Star Trek.
The Chosen Ones:
I feel like answering here:
Paper, we use it for the kitty litter
Sock Sock Shoe Shoe
Never seen the love boat, or whatever it’s called…
Smooth for my toast, Crunchy when eating with a spoon
Dogs, and willy counts as a small dog
Leno or Letterman, neither, don’t watch late night tv
Car
Mac
Regular pop
Right handed
Coke
Pixar, but now they are one and the same…
Star Trek, but not that crappy Kirt shit, TNG all the way!
yay me!
Will do with pleasure tomorrow!
xox
Ugh, I hate diet soda too! It’s so gross. And thanks for the head’s up about the WordPress background!
Done!