Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with One Million Signatures | /Film

Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with One Million Signatures | /Film
Ladies and Gentleman, we finally have a chance to rid the cinematic world of a cancer. Uwe Boll, the German director behind such horrid video game adaptations as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege and Postal, has recently admitted that he would retire from making movies if enough people want him to stop.

At last there’s a chance to cure this illness. It may not work but this is one of those times where you’ll try anything that might work, please sign. You don’t know who Uwe Boll is? Good for you. Just sign it anyway, please, please, please. Help us make him go away.

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Just in case you don’t know how bad his movies are, a reviewer once wrote: “the movie should make all other “bad” movie directors feel better in comparison: “‘It’s okay,’ they’ll tell themselves, ‘I didn’t make Alone in the Dark.”

Now look at this trailer for Far Cry – which was a big hit for FPS gamers – even the trailer sucks so bad it can’t make the movie look good. And how many trailers have you seen that looked so good and the movie then sucked? You see where I’m going with this?

Sign the Stop Uwe Boll Petition Now