I’m Sick Of…
I’m Sick of Being Sick: 2 weeks ago I caught a cold from hell in all places, Laredo, Texas where it was 105 degrees, 85% humidity and there was no shade, yeah I know, go figure. But I’m still sick and sick of being sick.
I’m sick of being tired. Because of being sick, I’m wiped out and can’t recuperate.
I’m sick of stucco. Seriously do all fucking hotel rooms have to have stucco ceilings?
I’m sick oh hotel internet access. Don’t call it IBAHN when I can get more bandwidth out of my goddamn cell phone.
I’m sick of my booker misspelling my last name… makes getting my boarding pass a fucking hassle every time.
I’m sick of US Customs. The black box is just a fucking portable hard drive, get over it. That? That’s a fucking LED flashlight. This? This is a fucking USB Key Drive. Yes the Circus is loads of fun, clowns everywhere YAY!
I’m sick of incompetent carriers. 11 hours to find a fucking pilot and you threaten to have me arrested when I lose my temper? No fuck you, you should be arrested for being a fucking moron. I have to sit on the tarmac for 2 hours because you can’t find a fucktard to hold the little glow-sticks so we can move the plane 3 feet and park the damn bird so we can get off? Damn just open the door so we can fucking walk the 3 feet to the door.
I’m sick of airport food. Think Big Box malls but adjusted for food services in airports. You can’t even tell which airport you are in anymore because they all have the same restaurants: McDonald’s, Starbucks, Sbarro, Chilli’s Two, Wolfgang Puck Express, and other artery blocking puke worthy eateries.
I’m sick of the AP telling me we are at the orange terror threat level, that I can’t make comments or make jokes else I get shot.
I’m sick of cab drivers too fucking lazy to fucking fill out their fucking receipts. Just fill it out dude, it’s all the better for you, I hand out good tips.
I’m sick of not having RDI in the US… (Yeah I know)
I’m sick of FoxNews, it’s just not a funny comedy network anymore.
I need a break. I think taking the plane every week is getting to me.
That’s a, uh, quite a rant, dude. Hope you feel better soon.
LOL
Needed to vent
vent all you want, that’s the point of a blog!
I’m with Christelle, as much as I like to hear about the downsides, you know, just in case I get offered a job on the road too. What are some of the pluses you’ve noticed besides the obvious meeting new (hopefully interesting) people and seeing new places?
Wow, tout un pétage de coche ça!! C’est la première fois que je lis autant de chialage ici, hahaha!
Tu fai bien de ventiler, après tout, ça a pas l’air la joie ton métier…
Peut-être un changement (encore) de carrière te ferais du bien?..
Je sympatise et je te donne un gros câlin xoxox
@Christelle & Jay: FINE! I’ll get around to the joys of flying
@MPM: Naw je bitch parce que je suis brulé, mais j’ai hate a Kooza.