Ephemeras

When traveling, take a look at the weather channel before leaving, it may be -20 Centigrade in Montreal, but it may be 12 degrees centigrade in Cleveland, damn that winter coat was warm

I learned that rivers in Cleveland have the nasty habit of catching on fire.

When traveling and working on setting up the networks for the Cirque du Soleil, I rarely have time to read my RSS feeds, which means I have more than 600 unread articles when I get back. I can never get to them all, so no one feel left out please.

Having catering stash some Rockstar energy drinks for your trip is the ultimate treat.

How Americans are still alive is a fucking miracle. Seriously, I have yet to find a place that serves burgers that are below half-pounders. That’s fucking insane. Have breakfast, I think even the toasts are fucking fried. I’m a big man and I still can’t eat like that.

If you don’t buckle up in the plane, nothing happens

But don’t forget anything on you when going through the metal detector, which slows down the whole process for everyone. One little electronic ID card and everything grinds to a halt.

There’s no point in scanning the TV for RDI in Cleveland

I was so happy to get back in Canada and crank up my PVR and watch Rick Mercer Report. The “It’s like driving in Montreal” joke made my week.

Back to back to back to back episodes of Robotech… I love my PVR.