The Air That I Breathe…

Lead Investigator David, HSI (Hotel Scene Investigator) reporting from room 1121 at Embassy Suites Hotels situated at 1701 East 12th Street in Cleveland Ohio. What has been found with little instrumentation leads this investigator to believe that very little cleaning has been done in the bathroom of suite 1121.

As you can witness with the first two photographic evidence exhibits, where the corners of the floors are sullied with dirt, pubic hairs and greyed with dust. (Click to Enlarge)

Upon further investigation of the scene we found upon the shower head evidence of red fungi which can spread at rapid rates when left unsprayed with simple cleaning products. You can notice here in the picture, the red ring. This is the fungi of which I am speaking of. (Click to Enlarge)

In the end we found most disturbing the state of the vent which was a danger for human breathing. Simply take a look at the following image and judge for yourself. This is the air that we breathe. (Click to Enlarge)

All HSI jokes aside, this is what disgusts me the most is how the bathrooms in hotels are so badly cleaned. I’m just glad I don’t have thos black-light gadgets those CSI investigators have because I would look at the carpets and the bedding and would probably never sleep in a hotel ever again.

And just to freak you out even more, if you haven’t seen it yet, I bring you Hotel Glass Cleaning 101: