More Adventures At Guzzo’s

We don’t need to institutionalise the retards, they have jobs and they all work at Guzzo.They search your bags at the entrance, which is inane. Then their online soldiers come and defend their corporate overlords (no link will be provided to reheat the flame war). But then it gets worse.

I gather that employees at Guzzo can attend showings to no cost, which is a cool benefit if you ask this movie freak. But this movie freak has to pay ten bucks of his hard earned cash to see movies. There are enough retards that must disturb others at the movies, but when the employees do it, I want to kill.

Guzzo and other theatres have these ads on the screen before the movie begins telling us that silence is golden and yet, these fucking cretins have to come in sit behind me and hold conversations and tongue wrestling matches. Why would a couple of fifteen year olds want to see an adult movie like Michael Clayton?

After telling them to be quiet, twice and politely this time (imagine that) they left and when the movie was over, they walked back in for the other showing. What? To bug other movie goers?

Why, Why, Why must I always have retards sitting behind me at the theatre? Last week during the Darjeeling Limited movie, I had two fucking morons laughing out loud like retarded donkeys which made it impossible to watch the movie. But here’s the kicker, they were laughing when it wasn’t funny and when it was funny, they weren’t laughing. And these were twentysomethings, not kids.

Whats worse is this happens more often when I go see movies where I’d expect there to be a more adult crowd. Why don’t the retarded monkeys just stay home?