What is it with hot petite Asian chicks that turns men into complete debilitated talking monkeys? Ask a crowd who’s got yellow fever and I’ll be there both hands in the air, just like about 90% of white hetero males, I love Asian women. What’s not to like? But do you all have to embarrass yourselves when there’s one in the vicinity?
Last Tuesday a new employee was welcomed to our flock. She’s hot. She’s petite. She’s Asian. Her voice will make you tremble. She’s also one smart cookie.
Unlike her male counterparts who are bumbling dumbshits so obviously horny like hermaphroditical hyenas mock-fucking each other in triumphant glee after a victorious hunt.
She’s new here; she needs help logging onto the intranet… any volunteers? What? Only four of you will volunteer to horde over her like scavenging vultures looking out for a fresh complimentary piece of meat? Ok now I’m kind of disappointed. I expected more of you to run to her rescue.
But it still took all for of them a good 45 minutes to get Geisha logged onto her e-mail and still, after all that the four leering chimps wouldn’t go away. I was sitting back looking at this spectacle, trying not to laugh. Because seriously, four IT specialists can’t get a girl online because all their blood flow has gone south as all they have on their minds as they stand in semi-circle around the hapless young cheery receptive hot Asian chick is… Bukkake.
I’m sure they we’re all thinking it, it’s all I could think of looking at them with their hands in their pockets looking at her with those dim-witted grins on their faces. “If only we could whip our cocks out and cum on her face”. These guys couldn’t even get that Geisha was smiling and nodding politely but that her face was saying “Ok! Thanks guys but you can go now”
Yup! Grown men turn into giggling babbling insta-morons by one hot Asian chick. Get a grip guys – no pun intended, you look like idiots, you act like idiots and you give every guy a bad rep. But then don’t stop, the entertainment value of seeing adult men devolve into primates as soon as a hot chick is hired is priceless, it’s the kind of entertainment you can’t fabricate. I just feel sorry for the woman who gets objectified in such a devaluing and public way. Mind you some women like the attention, but that’s not the issue.
It’s the guys. Grow the fuck up already. It’s like you have no dick control. It leads you follow. The bell rings, you salivate. You would make Pavlov proud.
I believe that since we’re talking Asian here, it would be a gong instead of a bell.
Asian girls are not but Rusian girls are hotter.
This is a pet peeve of mine. Men who act like horny dogs.
My term for these lame ass !@$!s…. Leg humpers. Nothing says insecurity more than overacting and smothering than maybe standing back and realizing, hey I’m attractive and have the self-respect to let women come 50% of the way in that initial attraction phase.
I wish they’d realize that they’ll never impress anyone groveling. Women like men who choose to be nice to them. Not men who have to be nice to get a foot in the door. You can’t make someone be attracted to you, it just has to happen. “If I’m super nice she’ll like me!” This is nice guy, buy their love tactic is the same tactic you use on winning over your girlfriend’s kids from a previous relationship.
Grow a pair of balls, be proud of masculinity and stop acting like a hording pack of not-worth-50 cent-dogs(pun intended).
Yellow fever? I think it might be a subconscious attraction to women who are raised in a foreign country based off non-eastern religious modernization of the feminist regime where women actually want to please their man making a better relationship. Not this is actually true, but you know how stereotypes work.
That and for some weird reason, being Asian just makes women look good even if they aren’t that good looking amongst Asians.
Just a guess.
Yellow Fever= Love of the exotic
Replace yellow fever with anything else exotic, as in not your own.
remember that one asian from our office? she sucked but everyone pretended she was smart ??
weird
When you have no more blood in your brain, you’ll believe anything
This was a perfect example of an ugly asian that everyone thought was hot because of her slanted eyes…
if only it stopped there… not being a hot asian chick, I can tell you, the initial reaction lingers forever. more often than not, hot girls will get faster service from IT, from maintenance, a better ear from management (weather they’re taken seriously is another matter…), etc.
I wish I could say that in my almost 20 years work experience things have changed. I wish I could say that I see concern and interest in my boss’ eyes when I address an issue, as much as he has in them when the half naked 20 year old comes to him…
it’s a constant battle. it’s insulting. tiring. I’m not saying it keeps me from getting ahead. just a little rant about the walking dicks.
Oh c’mon, this is guys being guys, and its par for the course. You want bad behavior – just wait until all her female co-workers suddenly HATE her for being a hottie. I’ve seen it happen. That she is an Asian Hottie, is even worse for her. You think guys are idiotic when it comes to sexuality, ha! I’ve seen women tear into each other over one guy, and I’ve seen them collectively melt into giggling hair twirling bouncing nitwits, tripping over some young stud. It’s human nature!
Now, about Asian office chics and yellow fever. It’s a movement that has swept the nation. Everyone knows what’s going on – they know that any new hot Asian woman in the workplace is a win-win (i.e. smart, terrific eye candy and often good co-workers for the men). Most of all, the Asian woman knows it, believe that. How many times do we laugh seeing the fat ass of some Caucasian chic who thinks she’s hot shite, only to get pushed aside by legions of hot Asian chics. Yellow fever? Absolutely. Embrace it.
And it’s not just exotic, there’s plenty of exotic ethnicities in the work place, and Asian women trump them all by most accounts
Dude, I totally agree with you. It doesn’t really happen with the black guys or mexican guys, but you throw an asain chick in the room and every white guy will lose their damn mind. Especially if they’re one of those white guys who is already obsessed with anything that is asian. I know one of those guys and it is soo pathetic. Sometimes, I even think they’d cut off an arm if it meant they got to be asian for a day.
I’m the white dude. But the guys drooling weren’t all white. But no matter.
i love how you think you are good at writing.